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Carlos Mencia

A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
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Carlos Mencia

A stand up comedian who is very racist. He has a show on Comedy Central called the Mind of Mencia. His jokes are almost all about mexicans. He makes it seem like he is Mexican all the time but he isnt. He is honduran. His catchphrase is dee-dee-dee.He is trying to be what Dave Chapelle was for the Chapelle show.He has been known to steal jokes from other comedians. He can be kind of funny sometimes though.
Hey,you stealing my jokes?!What are you Carlos Mencia?
by Mr. Brideson December 29, 2007
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Carlos Mencia

A Comedian who sucks ass when i started watching him i thought he was funny and thats because i was 7 now i realize hes a talentless sob
"lets buy a Carlos mencia dvd" why its bad dvd night
by immabeeejkimawasp July 23, 2010
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Carlos Mencia

A one-shtick, fat, moronic "comedian". If Comedy Central outlawed the use of the phrase "DE DA DE", he would be mowing people's lawns where he belongs.
I think Carlos Mencia is funny, so I probably have Autism.
by SmellyBaptist September 28, 2006
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Carlos Mencia

A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.
Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?
by AZenne May 2, 2006
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Carlos Mencia

A REALLY big loser who does not deserve his own show. I will say that he makes some funny things up, but he screws them up because he is a complete jackass. I also hate him because he filled in for the Chapelle Show! And he even trys to trademark the phrase "da da duh!", that is what he calls stupid people.
by Greg B October 11, 2005
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Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia is a comedian who is both german and honduran, and changed his name to carlos mencia because it is obviously better to be latino than white. Also he swears to much no one can understand him, makes racial jokes and talks about how bad it is to be white or black or asian or any other race
Carlos Mencia: Man, fuck that shit man! Black people beaner white people Bitch Shit man! Asian mexican white trash. Arab people blow up shit man!
by dister May 19, 2009
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