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mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.
by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
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carnie slut

a person who takes unnatural pleasure in satisfying the needs of carnival workers.
she left with the ferris wheel operator. what a carnie slut.
by sheisty mc sheisterson April 9, 2008
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Suicidal Carnie

A sex act which uses a normal man, a midget of any sex, and an old fashioned hanging gallow. The man positions himself under the gallow and begins to jack it while the midget positions itself in the traditional hanging style. At about the time the man has reached climax the midget pulls the rope releasing the drop floor and falling on top the mans penis to achive orgasim. "The Suicidal Carnie"
Man 1-Did you see that horrible sex act?

Man 2-Yes,what was it called?

Man 1-The Suicidal Carnie.
by ANG243 August 1, 2008
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Carnie hands

A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it

Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
What the fuck is wrong with you, did you just Eiffel Tower Carnie Hands?","Yup
by whatthefuckdidijustdo September 16, 2010
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carlie

That Dolce & Gabbana model is such a carlie.
by lovesponge August 6, 2006
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carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.
The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
by the_guy January 14, 2005
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Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
by DerekGibney June 22, 2006
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