captious

adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.

1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he's a captious motherfucker.

2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.

by Klamson! February 22, 2007

cautiously optimistic

A euphemistic (yet silly) way of saying "worried". Most often said by those on national news networks.

Joe Boorman was cautiously optimistic on whether his wallet would be found.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

Cautious

A person with ginger hair. Derived from acting 'gingerly', being cautious.

Attention can be drawn to the proximity of a ginger with the exclamation 'I have a cautionary tale to tell', which will alert your friends to the incoming, whilst causing no unnecessary alarm to your cautious intruder.

by DanMancUk February 29, 2008

Cretinous-Cretinalias

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.

I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.

by Zamboozee April 29, 2011

self cautious

Excessively aware of your own being, and that you are being watched by others.

She was very self cautious as she performed her presentation in front of thousands of people last night.

by NayNay_15 January 2, 2012

cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous

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by glen January 27, 2005

carstions

When you are riding home from school in a car and your parent asks you every possible question about your day.

Parent: So, did you have fun at school today?

You: *sighs* No, it's school, of course I didn't have fun.

Parent: Why? What did you do that wasn't fun?

You: Well, I had a math test and every other class was boring.

Parent: A math test? How did you do on it?

You (mumbling): Why do you have to ask so many carstions?

by Chewable_Tablets February 10, 2017