couldn't care less

The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.

Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.

by generic June 11, 2006

space cadet

n. A person who tends to space out often. He or she does not respond when directly spoken to. The space cadet is not necessarily a person of low intelligence or a heavy drug user, but rather one who is so easily lost in reverie that he or she loses all awareness of the surrounding physical world.

Don't bother trying to get her attention, she's being a space cadet.

by ginsoakedgirl July 23, 2004

care what you know

People don't care what you know, until they know that you care. Sympathy is valued over knowledge by most.

People don't care what you know, until they know that you care!

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

Carebear stare

A term describing ones tendency to puff out their chest. This tactic is mainly known as an attempt to impress or intimidate someone else.

Wow! Did you see O'doyle? He was doing the carebear stare so hard I thought he was going to fly away! LOL! Then his ass got knocked the fu©k out! Instant karma for a bull

by LauraKroft January 2, 2020

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

I couldnt care less

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

by Gazado October 10, 2005