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couldn't care less 

A phrase meaning "The degree to which I care about this could not possibly go lower." Most people naturally interpret it to mean "I care about this as little as any human could; my degree of care is 0".

But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."

Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.
"Guess what happened on Dancing with the Stars last night?"
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."

"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."

i don't care 

To not have feeling for.
I don't care if he dies
i don't care by Hopetm January 28, 2017

George Bush doesn't care about black people 

While Bush probably cares the least for blacks, the truth is George Bush dosent care about most people.
Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people
crew: no shit but you cant say that on the air.

I don't care 

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.
Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care
I don't care by You stupid. March 18, 2022

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.
John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

I can't care 

Physically or mentally not capable of caring.

So what do you want for dinner?

I can't care.
I can't care by Wolfin_ May 19, 2006