Carbondale, PA

A town in North Eastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.

Let's please get the hell out of Carbondale, PA .

by some ginger girl. March 26, 2011

carbondale middle school

Carbondale Middle School, (CMS) is.... kids think they are all that, just some wannabees, and followers. Kids get exposed for vape at 6th grade. CMS is soo... awesome.

Omg, you are so cool! Must be from Carbondale Middle School.
I just saw lots of weave on the floor, must be Carbondale Middle School!

by uggy1 June 3, 2019

ceremonial sniff

Something all people do after fingering a girl. If you've ever fingered a girl before, you know exactly what I'm talking about. "checking the goods" is one way of putting it.

"So I finally fingered Delilah"
"...and everything was in order"
"Yeah I did the ceremonial sniff, everything checks out ok"

by fidge July 15, 2015

Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.

hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.

by wolfeezy April 19, 2009

Carbondale, PA

A small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania that was once a great town to live in but is now pretty much a ghetto filled with muffin-tops, toothless wonders, and wellfair freeloaders. The only small town that is capable of having 14 year old drug dealers.

Man 1: Your wife is trailer trash.
Man 2: Don't blame me she's from Carbondale, PA!

by thePLLaddict May 6, 2012

Ceremonials

55 minutes and 58 seconds of perfection in the form of Florence + The Machine's sophomore album.

My absolute favorite album of all time ever is Ceremonials.

by misrabella November 27, 2012

Carmanda

A Beautiful Woman. Normally blond. Very charming and loves to smile. Absolutely loves coffee and sugar! She's very kind, Caring and sweet. Almost to a fault. She is sought after by Manny men. However her heart belongs to one and only one. She ALWAYS looks out for those in need. However very likely to get fed up with various topics. She hates to hurt others. As well as loves to bring them joy. Sometimes i think she would sacrifice herself for a cause but never a selfish one. Carmanda is a girl worth protecting in any man or womans arms, Because she is the sweetest, Most attractive and Loving/lovable female ever. If one sought to be with someone named Carmanda, You would need to hope she isnt taken already. A Woman named Carmanda is not a girl someone can just pickup. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They NEVER look both ways across the street. Not even one way infact! A girl named Carmanda is very easy to fall inlove with. Due to her natural charm and beauty.

Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|

Wow, man did you see that girl?' 'Yeah man she's totally going to get hit by that car!' ' No, Not that . I mean look at how beautiful she is. Her name must be Carmanda.

by Carmanda's Lover July 25, 2011