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When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
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Get the Carpet Baby mug.Something that society forces upon people, esp. nowadays. If you do not have a career, people automatically assume you are a lazy good-for-nothing bum. An unnecessary thing to have, and it's a shame that so many people spend all their lives aspiring to have a career. The concept is installed into most western children from birth, as their first twenty-odd years of their life is dedicated to "education", which generally teaches people to become "clever". Being "clever" means you will have a "good" career.
The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.
Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".
The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.
Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".
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Get the Career mug.the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
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Get the carpet snorter mug.Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.
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