Carita

the most beautiful, kind, amazing and perfect woman on the face of the Earth.

We can't all be Carita.

by kymftw March 30, 2009

Black Caravan'd

(v) To have a faction well established in Faerunian lore get wtfpwned by a completely contrived DM plot device with no bearing whatsoever on the actual campaign setting or events.

See: Deus ex machina

DUDE! The Banites just got Black Caravan'd on Amia by Pig Face!

by TheFreyMan January 19, 2010

carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.

You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like

by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015

Caraway

Southern most dwelling person with oversized hands, feet, and rat-nest like hair.

How are we going to carry all this stuff? Don’t worry, we have a Caraway to help us.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

24 Carat Llama Nugget

Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.

-Laurence finds a bottle cap.

Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!

James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.

Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.

by Jimmy Jizm February 10, 2009

Russian Caravan

The female act of wiping a specimen of freshly dumped jizz from ones vagina, using your fingers, under the nose of your boyfriend.

'Hey man, you've got a bit of snot on your lip..'
'Oh nah, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan before we came out tonight'..

by KMGS May 12, 2016

Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.

The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019