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A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

STEP 1. The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!
Example:

TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet?

STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY

#2

JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!?

FRANK: Very Carefully

Jessica slaps Frank, and then Frank curb stomps the fuck out of Jessica.

#3

CHRIS93: Alright guys how are we gonna kill the elite above the tunnel?

myg0tB3rni3: Very carefully

myg0tB3rni3 then drops a grenade and kills his team.
by Jimblor May 26, 2007
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1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.
Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"
by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016
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carefullism

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A word that Markiplier made in one of his videos .
"I just need to make sure to get all of these rails done right ,which requires a little but of careful carefullism."
by TTR08 March 21, 2022
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carefurry

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(adj) Carefully, when spoken by an Asian person with the inability to properly pronounce the letter 'L'.

(n) The combination of a Carebear and furry fetish.
Asian professor: You must carefurry construct your SQL statements.
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Person A: I've heard Person C has a serious Carebear and furry fetish.
Person B: So he has a Carefurry fetish?
by FuriousTheMonkeyBoy October 24, 2012
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carefulmarker

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Retarded, autist, dyslexic, stupid, cunt, twat, women hater, women disliker, man lover, kid toucher, man sucker offer. This kind of person is the scum of the earth, reppeling women from their ugly mustache and ugliness in general, should be

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CarefulMarker is a massive twat
by CarefulMarker Hater June 22, 2023
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Carefuck

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When you fuck somebody because you care about him. In essence its to make him feel better.
I carefucked him, so i wouldn't be such a nuisance
by Mezsog November 14, 2021
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I dont care and I don't give a fuck mixed together
(spelled wrong on purpose)
Alex: "Did you hear the rumors about you?"
Max:"No and I don't give a carefuc about them"
by Mel10201 March 26, 2022
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