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Dirty Cantos

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".
by Anonymously submitted October 11, 2006
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oye mi canto

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!
oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!
by La Morocha September 21, 2005
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cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Canters Day

Canters Day is a United States holiday observed on the Friday before Memorial Day. Canters Day was founded in 2009 and although it holds no religious or political significance, it is celebrated by a growing number of people each year.

The official song of Canters Day is "4Day Weekend" by Bandway. The significance being that Canters Day is often used by many in congruence with Memorial Day to create a "4-day weekend".

Contrary to those trying to ascertain the origins being the holiday, Canters Day has no relationship to horses, waltzes, the city of Canterbury or anyone with the last name Canter.
"Did you take off work for Canters Day?"

"Hell yea. 4-DAY WEEKEND!"
by El Ultimo Hombre April 28, 2010
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Canton Kiss

After having very intimate sex, you then poop and ejaculate into a bowl and mix it together. After mixing the two together, you must kiss until the other pukes into the other persons mouth.
Kim and I did a Canton Kiss, I won!
by Cats with Condoms November 8, 2014
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canto

personA: so what language do you speak?
personB: canto.
personA: oOo. gung hay fat choy!
personB: ...=,=" poke guy.
by Michii May 13, 2005
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Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011
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