carpooch

A grumpy or difficult person.

"Jeez, what a carpooch!"

by Bizrah0701 January 16, 2008

canoodling

The act of enjoying anothers company by getting close to them. This generally takes place on a couch and activities include but are not limited to: whispering, giggling, hot gossip, pillow talk, and squeezies. It IS socially acceptable to canoodle in areas with others, to a minimal degree, even when some believe it is not. Pillows and blankets are usually associated with canoodling as well. Some restrictions apply, results may vary.

Hey did you see Jon and his secret biddy canoodling last night?

by cis4cookie October 22, 2008

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

When you are carpooling and you enter a dark tunnel and get that "uneasy feeling" as you sitting next to someone you don't "Really" know.

On the way out of Boston, Sally got Carpool Tunnel Syndrome from the new guy John.

by Daryl Tempesta February 23, 2008

Canoose

A Moose in a canoe

Id be more worried about them canoose if i was you!

by Jelly Jensen October 3, 2008

Canoo

Its what Damien says when he doesn't know how to spell canoe

also squidward tentacles said he was a burnt piece of celery

Damien: knock knock
Me: Whos there
Damien: Canoo
Squidward Tentacles: Canoo who?
Damien: Canoo go kill yourself
Squidward Tentacles: Thats not how you spell canoe you burnt piece of celery

by bigspeller21 August 8, 2018

Tijuana Carpool

The act of making sweet love in the shower while a third party is evacuating their bowels within the confines of the same lavatory.

Kyle: "Brett, did you just take a shit in the first floor bathroom?"

Brett: "Yeah, what about it?"

Kyle: "What the fuck, man! Weren't John and Nikki having sex in the shower in there?"

Brett: "Yeah, man. I love a good Tijuana carpool!"

by Redness15 December 17, 2016

doo doo capooh coo

Taking a shit

Penelope doo doo capooh cooed in her diaper

by Twatberglur February 10, 2014