A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.
Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess
by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022
Get the Candy Uncle mug.1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!
2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.
2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.
by the_professor April 30, 2014
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A version of gore art where the subject is colorful and unusually gooey, like melting candy or taffy. It's typically more tasteful or appealing to a general audience than normal gore art is.
"That guy's picture looks really cute! What's up with the arms though? They're pulled apart and look like they're dripping."
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"
by harpsichord-uiy July 29, 2015
Get the Candy gore mug.Taking LSD (acid) and MDMA (ecstacy) together. Actually regarded quite highly within the drug subculture.
The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive acid trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but acid isn't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the acid trip.
The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive acid trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but acid isn't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the acid trip.
by Hippy_feat_Wishy June 11, 2018
Get the Candy Flipping mug.by Canlo1 October 9, 2011
Get the Chinese Sky Candy mug.n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
by Delinger March 12, 2011
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TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.
by paxluvfelicitas May 6, 2010
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