Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.

1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.

by PloskJ January 11, 2012

day cancellation

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Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

Nose cancelling ear pugs

When the boys of the house make a smell you don't want to hear about.

Nose cancelling ear pugs , I don't want that smell in my nose, I'm plugging my ear holes because I can hear that smell.

by Duertromety December 1, 2021

Cross Cancelling

when you accidently cross your balls in a knot and they fall off.

Hear about Jason's cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022

Cross Cancelling

When your balls cross together and form a knot and they fall off due to no blood.

Did you hear Jason has cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022

Boomerang cancellation

When someone tries to cancel someone else but they get canceled instead. Usually because of false claims or hypocritical actions.

Exposer: “X has is a racist, here’s proof”
Random person: “I believe the exposer has over-exaggerated what really happened. I believe a Boomerang cancellation will occur”

by Startupedition May 3, 2023

curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation

The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019