canadas history

a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.

if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history

by big swinging dick February 5, 2010

Canadas history

The vile act of pooping in a old candle holder, then running a wick through it. After letting it set, light candle in enemy's house.

I just pulled the Canadas history of my old boss. Gotcha bitch!

by GoUSAyoohoo February 4, 2010

canadas history

the most depraved sex act ever

if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...

by redhotcohen February 4, 2010

Canadas history

Canadas history has long been decribed as the most fundementally and siturbing sexual act ever conceived by and individual whose name stems from its use of syrup, a moose head mounted on a wall, and a canadian police outfit. The largest man in the group of 8 men and 1 women wears moose head over his own like a mask. his goal is to get the horns into everyone elses rectum before every has had an orgasm and is he fails they all restart. The second man is in charge of the syrup. He boils it and the gently pours it with the use of a funnel into all of the womens orifices coating her in a scalding sticky mess which then three of the other men stick there throbbing memebrs into scalding not only the women but pumping hot syrup out onto the rods of fury. then one man is in a canadian polica outfit and he runs around with his bayonet gently cutting new orifices into the flailing orgy creating new fuckholes for the remainings men to force there penises into. the goal of the act is not only to have sex but also to make sure every gets the horns in there ass before orgasm and to have everyuone covered in boiling maple syrup and to have at least 2 pints of blood spill out from the makeshift fuckholes carved into the side of peoples body by the canadian policemen. Should be filmed.

Doctor: what happened Here!?!
Patient: Canadas History
Doctor: My God!!!!

by TJ the moose lover February 9, 2010

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

Canadas History

1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).

2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.

Ran outta room for my winter clothes...gonna have to make them Canadas History.

by Reinhardtz February 4, 2010

Canadas History

A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters

American: Why the fuck is it so cold out??

Canadian : Meh its Canadas History

by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010