Complaining Crasher Clan

When a group of the same 3-5 girls constantly show up to a party where they are not wanted nor invited. Not only do they just show up, they complain on how cold or how lame the party is and repeatedly say how they want to go home. This posse also complain about how there are no other females present. In addition to showing up unwanted, they usually find there way crashing on one of the bro's beds or couches.

Also known as the CCC

Chad: "Bro did the Complaining Crasher Clan show up?"

Evan: "Of course man, I've never been to a party where the CCC havent showed up."

Chad: "Thats rough bro."

Evan: "Yeah, one of the cunts kept saying how she wanted to go home and watch Gossip Girl."

Complaining Crasher Clan by Complain March 7, 2009

complaining 

Complaining means that you care, since you are concerned.

complaining by tali February 19, 2003

Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no.

"That dude really likes Capsplaining, I did not want to hear about his day for the 6th time tonight"

Capsplaining by Shitebagifyedunnae December 8, 2021

Captaining 

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.

Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.

Captaining by Insane Badger September 5, 2009

Complaining Crasher Clan

When a group of the same 3-5 girls constantly show up to a party where they are not wanted nor invited. Not only do they just show up, they complain on how cold or how lame the party is and repeatedly say how they want to go home. This posse also complain about how there are no other females present. In addition to showing up unwanted, they usually find there way crashing on one of the bro's beds or couches.

Also known as the CCC

Chad: "Bro did the Complaining Crasher Clan show up?"

Evan: "Of course man, I've never been to a party where the CCC havent showed up."

Chad: "Thats rough bro."

Evan: "Yeah, one of the cunts kept saying how she wanted to go home and watch Gossip Girl."

Complaining Crasher Clan by Complain March 9, 2009

Camsplaining

When the workshop manager spends five minutes explaining to two senior staff members what torque to turn is.

Stop fucking camsplaining this shit to Kiel and I Josh!.

Camsplaining by Javier010605 August 21, 2019

complaining 

the human female equivalent of mansplaining. Complaining is the principal female response to the fact that there are things in the universe that they cannot control. Although the genetic phenotype for complaining is present in all humans, it is repressed to varying degrees by the presence of a Y chromosome due to the selective advantage that complaining holds over mansplaining. In short, the burden of perpetuating the human genome falls much more upon females than it does on males; and it is substantially safer to complain about one’s lack of control over objects and events in the universe and do nothing about it, than it is to mansplain the universe to the ends of trying to change it. The phenotypic distinction between males and females in regard to the complain/mansplain dichotomy is observable in the typical male’s reaction to female complaining consisting of attempting to “fix” the thing being complained about, rather than taking the safe route of simply pretending to listen and then doing nothing.

Female- This definition of complaining is stupid.
Male- Well it makes some interesting points about the utility of complaining versus mansplaining.
Female- Now you're stupid.
Male- I understand.

complaining by Ratched, RN May 31, 2023