Calliope is a beautiful, kind and smart girl. She's the life of the party and has the prettiest smile in the world. Her features are one of a kind and her personality is so amazing, that everyone can't help but love her. She's selfless, brave and a great friend, but can be a little stubborn and reckless at times. Even though she has flaws, everyone loves her for who she is.
by partyinthemorgue________ January 14, 2017
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Jeff: "Omg watch out here comes Caledonia, she's so fucking sexy!”
Dave: " Ya I know she was at Kayley's party. She's so fun!"
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by jumbowumbo September 14, 2019
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by Crimsonstorm May 9, 2010
Get the Calein mug.At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"
Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.
by CopeDawg February 17, 2018
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The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
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