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Cardassian Shocker

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010
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Cairns Clawhammer

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.
I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!
by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009
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Cardan

**may contain spoilers** Cardan is one of the main characters in the Cruel prince (folk of the air) fantasy enemy’s to lovers book series by Holly Black narrated in first person by Jude. He is a faerie prince who later becomes a king and has a love affair with Jude, a fearless human girl who was raised in Elfhame rather than the human world.
“Cardan kisses me hard, with a kind of devouring desperation, fingers digging into my hair.” p.309 (the cruel prince)
by auspiciousduck March 31, 2021
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nature's credit card

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
by granny99 October 10, 2009
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credit card coolie

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.
Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.
by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
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cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.
by Scattercat May 21, 2005
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camirdle

to complain or whine about something, almost inaudibly and incoherently, under your breath.
If I had to listen to Anne camirdle about her job for one more minute, I was going to have to punch her in the mouth.
by mrraber June 29, 2011
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