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Caggett

Usually upper middle class Caucasian women over the age of 40 who display cat-like tendencies, such as excessive preening, napping, and glaring at everyone as if no one lives up to their expectations. Caggetts are usually blonde, shop at places like Talbots or TJ maxx, and like to use words like "splurge" and "regiment". Their favorite meal is fruit salad. Although most caggetts fall into this demographic, anyone can exhibit caggetty tendency's. These Caggett-like actions include but are not limited to, frowning upon anyone overweight or with out a college degree, talking about how much better other peoples children are, freaking out about petty materialistic possessions.
Oh God, This baby shower is going to be infested with Caggetts. I dont know how im going to survive this Caggettry (caggett Pageantry)!
by Chigbot25 May 19, 2010
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cage nigga

Damn, that nigga just got locked up. He a cage nigga.
by Sam Young March 3, 2007
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Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth
Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake
by halls freeman April 23, 2007
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Cope Cage

A flimsy metal grill welded to the top of an overrated Russian tank that will hopefully deter anti-tank missiles
The cope cage did nothing to save the Russian T-90 from destruction by Ukrainian Javelin.
by copecagehero March 7, 2022
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rage in a cage

the activity in which two or more people are locked in a cage and forced to throw semen on each other from cups (monkeys may sometimes be involved). There may, or may not be a bucket to refill the cups with semen. Not all "rage in cage" is punishment. In some cultures (come to think of it most cultures) find it an hounorable experience.

Although it may be an erotic and fun experience there are some hazards invloved, Such as STD infections and possibly a case of sputum, which is not as nice as it sounds. However it is still a top notch sport, some even call it the sport of kings..... a few more years and it will be in the olymipc games. Watch out beijing 2008 games coz here comes rage in a cage!
cool dude #1 - Hey dude i have the pay-per-view of the queen vs. bubbles in a "rage in a cage" match.... wanna come watch
cool dude #2 - Wow that is so awsome, but im having a rage in a cage at my house that day. Maybe you can tape it for me?
by the semenator March 18, 2005
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chastity cage

a cage worn by men (usually in a case of femdom or some other form of domination) that prevents the mans cock from getting hard and it also prevents him from being able to masturbate.
the woman forced the man to wear the chasity cage whenever he was in public so that way he could not get hard on looking at other women
by cockwanker September 7, 2005
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Cagepower

A user of a sprawling art site (such as deviantART), who keeps asking other artists for requests, often compiling entire lists, hardly ever showing any gratitude and instead blandly asking for more and more while not making any art themselves. To add to the pathetique they attribute their intense desire to an addiction and a bad childhood.

Named after a now deactivated deviantART user - cagepower - who fell under that very description and still keeps coming back under new usernames, much to the dismay of the informed and bad luck of generous n00bs.
dA user #1: Hi. Can you draw my fancharacter in this pose?
dA user #2: Sure. *a few days later* Here ya go.
dA user #1: I made three new fancharacters. Can you draw them all together?
dA user #2: Umm... I only do one request per deviant?
dA user #1: OK. *the next day* Hello. Is my request ready yet?
dA user #2: ...
dA user #3: Don't listen to him, #2. He's a cagepower.
by neongecko06 October 21, 2010
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