Caffeine 

Dog shit

I have caffeine withdrawal right now

Caffeine by samdomaxd June 16, 2024

Caffeine Life Support 

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

Caffeine Life Support by vivajobama December 24, 2010

Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.

Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."

Caffeine Tsunami by Waine Ker November 19, 2012

caffeine high 

When a person drinks too many caffeinated drinks, and gets so hyper that they shake. Eventually this leads to a crash.

Her caffeine high was so intense that she couldn't sleep for hours.

caffeine high by bubblegal12 October 10, 2013

caffeine and pizza 

first: they are two lovely things
second: a phrase for someone who has a lot of energy, they run off caffeine, and is also pretty chill. they're generally nice humans and have good taste.

He's a real caffeine and pizza, and that's why I love hanging out with him!

caffeine and pizza by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

Caffeine and Green Stuff 

Caffeine and green stuff is when you drink a cup of coffee or a red bull energy drink or a Monster energy drink and then you mix Kratom powder in warm water and drink it (or take Kratom pills with water). Monster is the Caffeine and Kratom is the Green Stuff!

Tony: I drank Monster energy drink and then had 3g of Kratom mixed with warm water! I feel good on this Caffeine and Green Stuff!

Caffeine and Green Stuff by CognitiveFuel September 5, 2023

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011