Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005

cottageing

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole

Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories

by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006

cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

cottagewhore

Someone who dresses with the cottagecore aesthetic but with some added spice. The girly has the usual interests of flowy skirts, anything feminine, frogs, picnics, flowers the usual cottagecore aesthetic but they a freak, they a baddie. Basically runaway princess but slutty.

Jessica: “Did you see what Emily knitted last night?”

Ashley: “Yeah, she’s such a cottagewhore!”

(Credit to my mom for making this term lmao)

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie June 21, 2023

gumnut cottage

gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)

"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"

by its your boy skinny penis December 4, 2019

Sausage Cottage

A vagina.

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.

by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020