Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

Cabbage head

Yet, another outstanding name that Our favourite Warlock (Merlin) has made for our Clot-Pole King (Arthur Pendragon)

King Arthur Pendragon is such a Cabbage Head!

by UniqueTeen November 24, 2011

unseasoned cabbage

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.

Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018

Wet Cabbage

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

by BagChaserMNC March 25, 2021

fat stack of cabbage

expression used by spongebob squarepants' character "patrick the starfish". meaning money

Lemmie get some of that fat stack of cabbage.

by retxab July 9, 2009

Sneezing In The Cabbage

Perfoeming oral on a female

Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage

by Puddin October 7, 2004

bar cabbage

Wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s.

I thought I had spent all my money last night, but I had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home.

by JMac222 December 16, 2007