c section

Usually used in teenage circles as a means of teasing, it defines a person who is beyond a virgin; a kid so sad that he has never had a vagina, never seen a vagina, and never even came out of a vagina.

See that loser kid riding the short bus? He is such a c section.

by kidstoday December 21, 2010

C section of happiness

An extremely happy event, especially used when a plan comes together.

-“Dude! Did you hear that we’re going to get to go bowling tonight?”

-“Hell yeah! It’s such a c section of happiness!”

by Judah the Kisser September 17, 2018

Jailhouse C-section

Anal rape in jail. (Originated from LAGTV)

You better keep clean. You don't know what it's like to get a jailhouse C-section.

by ImaSquid November 3, 2012

Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.

Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

c-section

I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.

Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since medicaldictionary.com doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

jailhouse C-section

when your ass gets torn from anal rape.

Bubba : I'm about to give you a jailhouse C-Section

by LAGviewers November 3, 2012

C-Section 8

When an Asian girl sperm jack a white man and gets pregnant. The hapa baby is too big for normal birth so requires a C section. Being a single mother, the asian female then applies for Section 8.

Holly is doing a C-Section 8!

by WMAFMaster May 19, 2021