crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier

A secret project in development at the Walt Disney studio in the fall of 1956, following their massively successful Davy Crockett series. Drawn by animator Ward Kimball, sketches show Jiminy Cricket, featured in the 1940 film Pinocchio, in an oversized and skewed coonskin hat instead of his top hat, wearing a buckskin jacket and carrying a rifle in place of his umbrella.

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.

by Monkey's Dad September 29, 2023

davy crockett

The Davy Crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with A1 steak sauce. Side effects may include wearing coon hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.

The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"

Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"

by blackmoongoon July 8, 2010

crocketted

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.

Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.

by omfgsam November 20, 2007

Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.

"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"

by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006

Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.

by fathat69 September 25, 2013

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010