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Bongchitis

When you hit the bong too harshly and your lungs start to feel like they are collapsing for 20 minutes strait
I got bongchitis, ain’t nobody got time for that.
by ciaramoore00 June 19, 2018
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bongchitis

A raspy and dry, tickly and chesty cough entrenched near the top of your chest caused by smoking marijuana from a bingeroo
Jim - Bro why u coughing so much?
Jake - My bad bro all these bowls are giving me bongchitis
Jim - Switch to j’s bro give the lungs a break
Jake - maybe bro, but after this bowl

Jim - yea facts let me get one too tho
by Bootsnsuitsnfruitsnloops September 11, 2022
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bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Brooklyn Bronchitis

The lowest quality of drugs, usually referring to marijuana or other smoke-able substances, found on the streets in the boroughs of NYC named Brooklyn.
Megan said, "I just ran across the bridge to score and of course, will my luck, I end up with this case of Brooklyn Bronchitis."
by The PA Trick JacobPatrick December 15, 2012
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Chronic Bongchitis

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.
"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"
by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020
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Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!
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