Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

by Winks99 May 4, 2019

buyingkaeyafromwalmart

unironically the most funniest underrated person on tiktok

jason - yo u know buyingkaeyafromwalmart

jack- ya they made yo mama die from laughter 😈🤣😂

by 🤬💳💳😈 June 14, 2021

Buyisiwe

Beautiful and humble. She is hard working and loves people. She is family orientated yet loves her own space. Very sensitive to negative vibes and energies around her. Buyi is a prayer warrior and loves the lord. She stands out wherever she goes...

She is a fragile bird. Must be handled with care.

Ubuyisiwe iNtombi yethu

by Mkhandezi November 23, 2021

buyiswa

Buyiswa is a Xhosa name. She is kind, beautiful, lively and full of song. She dances around and will always remember your birthday. She celebrates life and loves to share in the joy of others. She is compassionate, kind, sensitive and wise. She tends to back down from confrontation but can be fierce in her support of those she loves and cares for.

Omg this song is so Buyiswa, haha

by TheRealGoGetter February 28, 2022

buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

Pizza-buying boss

That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.

Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"

by Nasty Nate Mate December 2, 2020

Buying the lobster

Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.

Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."

by PrudentShopper August 15, 2012