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burlstache

Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.
Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot

Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache
by Captain Fox August 4, 2010
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bustache

Term to define the desconcerting dark hair growth on some womens chests.
'She should NOT wear such low tops'

'I know.. look at her bustache!'
by eggnoglover January 16, 2010
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buttstabber

When dancing with a girl grinding, you stab her butt with your dick.
Yo Sean Scott is such a butt stabber, he was all up grinding and he stabbed that ho, he needs to lean to ride that ass, not destroy it.
by TFAHey October 13, 2004
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Butteraches

The pain from the over consumption of butter. The aches generally effect ones head and can commonly move to the abdominal region. Sitting on the toliet for and extended period of time can help with the butteraches.
Damn, Son. My head is banging from the butteraches and need to post up for min.
by Phill da thrill July 17, 2013
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buffstache

Simply put, a buff dude with a killer mustache
Dude, check out that buffstache on that guy over there!
by Lyito March 26, 2014
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burnstache

A burnstache may occur when a non-moustached person has spent an intense, significant amount of time kissing or rubbing faces with a moustached person. The area above the upper lip will become very red and raw, and may develop bloody scratches which could cause scabbing.
"The Princess developed a wicked burnstache after making out with Mario."
by bunnieavenger February 16, 2007
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burnstache

A style of facial hair popular during the civil war and still respected to this day. The burnstache consists of sideburns leading directly into the mustache - it similar to the beard but the hair on the chin is shaved. A prime example of the burnstache would be that of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside of the Union Army.
Me: Why General your facial hair looks absolutley top-shelf today.
Major General Ambrose E. Burnside: Why thank you, good man.
Me: Would you call that a burnstache?
General Ambrose E. Burnside: Enough chit-chat, Ive got a rebellion to surppress.
by a real hottenany99 August 16, 2009
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