Buttsweaty

Buttsweaty - A person who follows another person around (usually a boss or someone of authority) in order to gain a personal advantage.

1. Bill's such a Buttsweaty, so much so he has streaks on his face.

2. What's up Buttsweaty? Get that promotion yet?

3. Man, if Buttsweaty don't stop following me around I'm gonna beat that ass.

by waarlok May 12, 2011

Buttster

A fat lard that is mean to everyone and deserves to have their nipples chopped off and fed to a parrot.

Hey those buttsters just pooped on my pillow fort!

by BigFroDH March 30, 2019

Buttfear

A strong fear about potential worries towards ones own butt. Can refer to potential anal sex, horrible diahhrea, etc.

"Mom, I dont want to go to church the priest gives me buttfear!"

by Sdixon3917 September 15, 2019

buttsugaring

The act of ejaculating into a cup, mixing sugar in with the said semen, pouring the sugary semen mix over one's penis, and engaging in anal sex.

"Dude, we were buttsugaring over the weekend. She was totally into it."

by B16S January 6, 2008

Buttsmex

Male anal intercourse. Stories involving buttsmex are usually written by female fangirls for various pairinggs.

"That's a story with some hot buttsmex."

by DXMJUNKIE March 8, 2010

bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

by slamy July 23, 2004

the buttsman

the best he lives in Australia he hates racisms, sexism homophobia, transphobia but also SJWs.

the buttsman makes me laugh he so fucking funny

by GABRIALD January 17, 2021