Buttsie

Buttsies: (V): The act of defecating while recaving anal sex.

Jon: Dude, how was Jacki?

Matt: she buttsied.

Jon: oh, that sucks

by GianyBGood March 25, 2010

buttslam

a man who likes to "get it on" with other men; a homosexual male

Johnny just came out of the closet, but I knew he was a buttslam a long time ago.

by M Gizzle October 19, 2006

Buttsmex

Male anal intercourse. Stories involving buttsmex are usually written by female fangirls for various pairinggs.

"That's a story with some hot buttsmex."

by DXMJUNKIE March 8, 2010

ButtTime

inadvertently call (someone) on FaceTime/video calling with one’s cellphone in one's rear pants pocket, as a result of pressure being accidentally applied to a button or buttons on the phone.

"I have had several people ButtTime me, from former girlfriends to my brother"

by bencooper606 January 23, 2018

buttsmear

the stain left in your underpants after defacating in them.

I crapped my pants and left a huge buttsmear.

by Caitlin Dorrance January 7, 2005

buttspike

When you have an object with a point, such as the corner of a textbook, in your backpack, or something that reaches to your butt and stays there poking your butt.

1.My textbook in my backpack keeps buttspiking me.2.My textbook is being a buttspike.3.Something keeps buttspiking me!

by GRIMROCKER777 December 12, 2010

Buttspiders

A sexually transmitted disease in which the patient develops scabies (crabs) that reside on the hair of the buttocks. It is most often acquired from gay anal sex.

See that dude over there?
Oh, him? That's Tanner.
Yea, Tanner. That kid is so queer, he MUST have buttspiders.

by Tanner l98 January 24, 2011