buttslime

1.An annoying residual goo which clings to the rim of the anus, the origin of which is most likely a foul bout of hellacious diarrhea.
2.Any smeary substance, no matter the origin, which has deposited on, or in the vecinity of the butthole.
3. A person whose behavior may be characterized the same way. Usually this person is not welcomed company.

"I had to throw out some undershorts yesterday before I could do my laundry at my girl's apartment. I had some nasty buttslime that left tracks on my shorts."

"I wish that buttslime Bill would shut the hell up, and leave already."

by SallieSunshine October 25, 2006

Buttlice

Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.

Man, that Buttlice was all over my twat.

by BewareOfButtlice January 18, 2008

buttslammed

the word used to describe a thouroughly cataclysmic ass kicking, both mentally and/or physically

The Toronto Maple Leafs, lost 10-0, they got BUTTSLAMMED!

or

Jesus got Buttslammed by those Jews!

by nigel does it too November 2, 2009

Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

by Emevas April 7, 2005

buttslam

anal sex

I asked if I she wanted a good buttslam, she declined

by LC October 27, 2003

ButtLice

When you have lice on your butt.

Danielle Cohn: *Has buttlice*
Dani: *Bootiepops the buttlice off*

by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

buttsmell

A game you play in which you stick your finger up your butt a little bit, then you sneak up on a friend & jab that finger up your friend's nose while you shout "Buttsmell! Buttsmell!"

Your buttsmell will wipe from your finger to your friend's nostril, & the smell cannot be gotten rid of. It has to fade away.

lol I buttsmelled you, & you threw-up from the stink. You'll remember my buttsmell forever now.

by stiiiiiinky finger November 14, 2007