buttplop

1. an enema, prefferably hot coffee
2. the act of shooting coffee up one's ass

Man, all that pizza and beer, I really need a fucking buttplop.
dude, go bathe, you smell like a buttplop

by comrade plasternasty January 12, 2004

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

ButtGoogle

Accidentally browsing the web on a cellphone while it is in your pocket, then hitting random letters as you move around on a couch into the search bar of your Google Homepage and finding lesbian midget porn on your cellphone when you take it out of your pocket.

Used to explain strange websites in search histories or favorites.

Girlfriend: What is that sick shit on your cellphone?

Boyfriend: I have no idea...I must of buttgoogled it when I sat down.

by Webb-Miser December 7, 2011

butthook

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.

Aaron loves getting a nice butthook

by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010

butthook

1.
Known as a synonym to butthead, or bum. Short Form known as simply "hook".

The guy who kicked me in the shin was a butthook.

by Mike the Tyke January 6, 2008

Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.

"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)

by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

buttpoodle

Dunmi Alabi

She was being such a "buttpoodle" today when she called me Emmer.

by innocent? June 7, 2010