buttkissface

parallel to “butterface” derived from Shameless

When a guy has a very nice body,voice, personality, etc. but is ugly therefore being attracted to everything but his face

Person 1: Omg I might hook up with Jackson
Person 2: He’s a buttkissface. I wouldn’t do it
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It’s basically saying he’s attractive but his face.

by 1loveyou<3 August 23, 2021

Miss buttocks

She’s a plain ass bitch. She’s a bad god damn teacher and she fucks teachers around her class. She keeps her students for long and she don’t know facts

Bob: bruuu we have miss buttocks for maths
Ella: ohh no she a bitch

by Secret persona May 29, 2019

Pre-Buttocks

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.

Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

Bloody Buttocks

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.

Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.

by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010

buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.

lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!

by earpuller September 16, 2005

Flump Buttocking

inserting a flump between two buttocks of a female during sex and the male eats it

"Mann last nightt after we got the treats from Tesco's we were totaallyy flump buttocking each other"

by Lily_kicks_ass_ October 23, 2007

buttockas

When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk

DAMN! Look at the buttockas on her!

by M Dogg September 8, 2004