Basingstoke Buttram

The art of lubricating one's penis with faeces, and then performing an anal penetration while the receiver defecates

Linda thought that their sex wasn't exciting enough, so she asked her boyfriend to perform a Basingstoke Buttram

by MWELLf May 16, 2018

ButtRam

variant of Bertram

Hi ButtRam. How ya Doing?

by Jimmy-Jimmy June 10, 2004

buttyam

a potatoe of the anal area

I'm not going to eat that buttyam!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Buttham

When someone slaps another persons butt with a slice of ham while another guy is slurping the juices coming from the ham hitting the butt

Phil, John and Jim were bored so they played buttham with each other

by OGRE KING January 13, 2015

crackbaby buttjacker

one who jacks crackbabys and butts

i was in the mall when all of the sudden a crackbaby buttjacker took my butt and my crackbaby

by dfsaf November 25, 2007

buttjack

When a female or male fingers the asshole to a male and ejaculates the penis

You hear John gave Tom buttjack last night?

by babababrady September 4, 2006

Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

by FresH April 27, 2005