Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019

Bumfluff

Ass-lint, butthair.. The stuff that shite clings to and forms into dangling shite-berries.

Damn, bjootch! You got shite-berries in your bumfluff!!

by Fluffmeister-G October 26, 2003

bumfluffer

Term for a homosexual, as in someone who plays assdarts.

Aye laddy, ye nay need t' be lookin at thi bonnie lass, ya bumfluffer!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

buttacuffs

How Project Pat describes females in 'Good Weed.'

I'm flossin' these buttacuffs while I'm smokin'

by Rep da Nawf March 19, 2011

Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

by HawkMech81 December 19, 2020

buttstuffer

An offensive term for a homosexual, generally male. Refers to the act of engaging in anal sex, a.k.a. buttstuffing.

Joe - That buttstuffer keeps touching me! What the hell should I do?

Tommy - Break his cock-sucking face, man.

by FagH8er4LyfeG August 21, 2007

Buttbuffer

One who excretes semen onto another's butt in order to use it as polish for a prolonged buffing session. esp. with homosexual intent. Often used as an insult.

Guy #1: "I heard that Bryan and Sammy had anal sex with each other"
Guy #2: "Yeah, Connor got it on tape, they're buttbuffers from way back."
Guy #1: "Totally, they're queerer than a deer egg."

by titbanger007 July 25, 2011