Buttcheeks Butler

(n) item of sexual use and abuse commonly known to frequent bath houses

you are a "buttcheeks butler" I saw you coming out of that dodgy bath house

by pejax April 27, 2003

buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

by Compute March 19, 2009

Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?

by Yezenia December 24, 2008

Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area

Hi I have moldy buttcheeks

by Pen15ofdoubt April 10, 2015

Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.

"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."

by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023

booty buttcheeks

part of speech: exclamation

A chant usually uttered by guys running through a crowd of people at a party and attempting to make physical contact whith the hindquarters of a female.
It can also be used as a general greeting or anthem.
pronounciation: BOOty butt-CHEEKS!

Dude, Zach Chan was grabbin so much ass while he was usin the booty buttcheeks last night

by grunkus May 4, 2006

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016