Buttward

When someone sits their fat arse on your head, imprinting the shape of their butt on to your face.
Named after the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick sat on Squidward.

Ouch! You fell on me
*looks in mirror*
NOOO! I'm a Buttward!!!

by Petermelon October 15, 2011

Butterdoodle

When the person eats butter and then "whack off" and get butter on there penis

I whacked off earlier and now I have a butterdoodle

by Randy good time February 28, 2017

Buttaids Pie

A pie that contains copious amounts of buttaids, commonly served at Judsons house

Oh my gosh Al, that’s your third slice of buttaids pie! Calm your self!!!

by Butt AIDS Joe December 24, 2021

buttgarden

Ordinary, boring, run-of-the mill, in an almost desperate sort of way

The Ford Escort was such a buttgarden way to get around town.

by Alberto DiMarzio July 26, 2003

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009

butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

bustard

this word defines an angry/rude bus-driver

when little Joanie accidently queefed whilst sitting in the front seat of her schoolbus, the loud noise startled Ronald Nesster the 48yr old bus driver. This violation of Ronalds very firm "no noise while on the bus rule" promptly got Joanie kicked off the bus. "what a bustard!" Joanie told her friends later at lunch.

by Jumbipah December 15, 2009