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short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009
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Busser Balls

The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.
Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.
by NoahDaBoa November 29, 2011
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BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0

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mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
by DarkMuffin666 August 6, 2020
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Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.
"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"
by Pigeonsrus February 8, 2019
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Bassel

(Bah-zul)
1. Noun. Plural: N/A (There is only one) Literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near Bassel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. Simply gazing upon Him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.

2. Adjective. To be the pinnacle of its class.
1. Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left, you should see the coastline, as well as the Atlantic ocean, and if you look to your right, you should see Bassel, soaring majestically beside us and protecting us from harm.

2. Mount Everest truly is Bassel. Height-wise, anyways.
by thebestpseudonym December 6, 2011
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Bussell

An intelligent, dark haired, Portuguese with English ancestry; usually involved in covert government operations. Charismatic and likened to a James Bond machismo. Smooth with the ladies, loves to drink, and strong fisted. Does not enjoy Polish/Native American comedy.
Did you see that Bussell over there take down those Russian Operatives while drinking a Vodka Redbull and hitting on those three Swedish models?
by bmania June 15, 2011
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Brussels sprouts

Natures turd.
by crazydope1 March 14, 2014
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