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Burnie Sander

A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.
Damb dude I just had a lvl 3 burnie sander.
by Gwynnyyy March 1, 2019
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burnie numb numb

The act of performing sex wheel barrow style on a woman with her back on the floor, then at climax proceed to push her across the floor and ram her head into the wall. Rug burn is the burnie and the head ramming is the numb numb.
"After I gave her that burnie numb numb last night I have to patch my drywall."
by kietel May 9, 2009
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Glen Burnie High

Home of the Gophers, Glen Burnie High has a huge campus, and is also home to a lot of trashy people. But if you look beyond the certain few, GB has many awesome people, including myself. So our sports arnt the best, well except for our basketbal, we have huge school spirit. We love our school. Our teachers and coaches are amazing, they make the school awesome. Our dance is the best in the county, our dance shows basically are professional. They include over 300 students, coming from our many dance classes, everyone is welcome.
Man Glen Burnie High may suck at sports, but I sure do love it!
by GBHS!! July 5, 2009
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yellow burnies

n. 1. A particular genus of feces, tan-yellow in color, and quite acidic. Not as dense as the average turd, yellow burnies tend to be brittle, and may separate during excretion. This causes the burning sensation to be experienced at its fullest, and the wipage to be at a maximum. Yellow burnies typically occur 1-3 hours after ingesting a combination of habanero peppers, corn bread, and bananas.
HUSBAND: Florence, we have a dinner party with the Marps tonight. Make sure you wear the blue--
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!
by Weekend at Burnies August 16, 2004
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Burnies

(adj): Word describing the people of Glen Burnie, MD - A breed of their own. Trust me, if you've been here, you KNOW what I mean. White trash and Ghetto, blended into one. The people of Glen Burnie are known as the 'Ugliest people in the Baltimore Metro Area'.
Boy: "Is it just me, or does it seem like everyone in that RoFo is very very unflattering?"

Girl: "No, that's just Glen Burnie - everyone down here looks like that"

Boy: "Aaah, yes - the Burnies"

Girl: "Yeah, they're all weird looking like that"
by Jewjewbeanz July 7, 2011
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Brunige

One of those people who skives off school after getting a terrible haircut so people can't make fun of them.
"He's off school again cause we mocked him about his trim yesterday. What a Brunige"
by Random guy 789 December 25, 2016
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burniest

The object that burns more effectively than any other object.
Fire is the burniest. It is burnier than the sun.
by History Slacker January 23, 2013
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