turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

by El Roberto August 1, 2004

Ball-burgler

A word used to describe a person who "burgles" a man's balls of their semen, through clever persuasion.

"Burnard not again, we've already been at it twice this morning you ball-burgler"

by Willybum291 February 24, 2020

Burgle

To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.

Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!

by ac262 February 12, 2013

turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 14, 2003

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

Butt Burgler

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"

by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008

BURGEED

The act of being tricked after an individual knowingly and willfully skirts the rules and standard operating procedures.

Driver calls needing a loan for his tractor literally 5 minutes after hours. You just got Burgeed.

by RubyJewels November 19, 2019