Burches

An absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a Friday Gun Show, and is a proper beanpole.

That fella is a proper Burches

by df32 June 6, 2014

Reuben Nathaniel Burch

pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.

if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.

by friend of humans November 16, 2013

burche

Sounds like a digestive disorder

I ate some "Olive Garden" to much oil in the food gives me the burche.

by Some dude from Iowa October 17, 2010

Burched

To be elevated in status.

"Whoa man, you were once a garbage man and now CEO? You were so burched!"

by Kenbizzle April 28, 2008

Caden burch

Plays sports gets all the girls an has a sense of humor.

(Caden Burch) will break your heart

by Da big PP July 2, 2020

Caden Burch

A all around fuck boy who will break your heart

Caden Burch is a dick

by Da big PP July 2, 2020

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017