An absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a Friday Gun Show, and is a proper beanpole.
That fella is a proper Burches
by df32 June 6, 2014
Get the Burchesmug. pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
by friend of humans November 16, 2013
Get the Reuben Nathaniel Burchmug. 1. Simultaneously burping and belching after eating way too much.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
2. Perching like a serious burd at the treetop instead of using a regular branch.
3. Digging a tunnel and burrowing into a church for no reasonable reason.
4. Burning hard but still marching forward like a real trooper.
5. Searching for the source of all your burdens.
1. "I burched so hard after eating seven steaks and a bucket of rainbow salad."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
2. "Look at that mad hummingbird burching at the top of that birch!"
3. "Those weird brothers burched the cathedral last night to play with the relics."
4. "My girlfriend threw a tantrum again but hey, I'm still burching on."
5. "Life is hard, my friend, but I keep burching for solutions."
by Moozard October 13, 2024
Get the burchingmug. It’s the opposite of bitch but with the word bro in it. Like your trying to tell your friend a secret.
by chicken jockey April 12, 2025
Get the burchmug. McKenzie is the absolute best. She means so much to Carter, her smile can make him feel the most joy. She should be thanked for being amazing. Carter loves you Mckenzie
by Carteman January 15, 2019
Get the McKenzie Burchmug. Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
Get the Sam Burchmug. A term used to refer to your sister even though it has no real or relevant association. Mostly used by people of Central Western Illinois, Central Eastern Iowa, and Presque Isle Maine.
Burch! I miiiiiissss you!
by Ehumm13 August 17, 2018
Get the Burchmug.