by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
Get the egg up my bum mug.A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm done mug.by KcnDave September 8, 2023
Get the Up ya bum with a rubber thumb mug.To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008
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Get the shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum mug.Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!
As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:
Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums
(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')
Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)
Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!
As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:
Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums
(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')
Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)
Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
by Dexterity August 10, 2006
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