Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

Bullship by Fraknor May 19, 2008

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

miss me with the bullshit  

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.

miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

miss me with the bullshit by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008

That's that bullshit 

Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit

I'M IN LAST PLACE?! THAT'S THAT BULLSHIT!

That's that bullshit by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018

bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.

Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"

bullshit bingo by Domestic violins April 27, 2008

Bitch Nigga Bullshit 

The type of bullshit caused by a bitch nigga. A guy who says/does something that's retarded, like lying about you or stealing your girl.

Friend 1: Damn bro, Mike said you was fuckin wit Selena.
Friend 2: OH HELL NAW, he must be on that bitch nigga bullshit.

Bitch Nigga Bullshit by Queue Jay March 12, 2013

Total Bullshit

When something is complete crap and screwed up entirely.

Man, that is Total Bullshit!

Total Bullshit by The iRan February 9, 2009