bullshitticus

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."

by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

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Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

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back on my bullshit

def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"

def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."

Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.

by bria333 December 9, 2017

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I call bullshit

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011