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Birthday Bukkake

A celebratory bukkake in which the recipient is cum on, on their birthday, by the amount of men corresponding to their new found age.
Emma's 22nd Birthday party was mental! That Birthday Bukkake has put me right off having a birthday party of my own"; "I dread to think of the Birthday Bukkake that will take place at my nan's 90th Birthday party, It is going to be tricky to find that amount of men willing
by Rodent Features April 22, 2011
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lesbian bukkake

Lesbian bukkake is my favorite pastime as I am a lesbian who enjoyed a nice facial when i was straight. i am happy. i am very flexible in that i would be willing to give, or receive female bukkake in any time or manner. my fondest memory was, indeed, receiving lesbian bukkake at the starbucks register. i told the cashier to add extra cream. My significant other at the time mistook this order as being directed to her and subsequently 'kakked up my face to the coffee shop's delight. for those here to learn the technicalities, i will now break down the process:
in the most common form of lesbian bukkake woman A (the Giver) stands or kneels above woman B (the Taker). it is customary to have the woman most capable of squirting to be on top but with enough trial and error the pair will be able to push their limits. it is vital that Woman A is not stimulated by Woman B. woman A, using her dominant hand, rubs herself to the point of orgasm, at which time she shall give her underling parter a previously agreed upon signal, my personal favorite is the call of a bank-tailed pigeon. Woman B will then ready herself to take the full blunt force of the juicy explosion to her face. in the most straightforward bukkake session she simply lets it rest on her luscious cheeks. after this act has been completed, the two lovers may clean up in any way they see fit, as they have successfully completed all criteria to be classified as bukkake lesbians.
my girlfriend is such a freak, we engage frequently in lesbian bukkake
by stlbabe December 10, 2018
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bukkake blinds

Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.
Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.

Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
by slole1 August 12, 2011
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flora bukkake

The act of an object being covered in pollen to the point that it turns yellow.
Ted: "What is this yellow shit all over my car?"

Fred: "flora bukkake."
by Procrastinatron November 14, 2011
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anal bukkake

when a women lies on her back, spreads her legs, sticks a funnel in her womanus and then a train of men comes along to ejaculate into the funnel
a day after the anal bukkake, Sayaka had to take a really large shit. but it turns out she shat nothing but 9 ounces of sperm
by Dark Lord of the Anus April 27, 2006
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ninja bukkake

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
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Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.
by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 16, 2005
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Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.
A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.
by Lalliman September 8, 2012
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