muffstache

a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.

nice muffstache juli!

by jackin kevackie November 3, 2008

bustache

an uncommonly known term for the thick and robust hair surrounding ones butt hole.

sweet moses, check out the bustache on that goat licker

by Totally.... July 22, 2007

muffstache ride

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.

Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....

by DC Boyz January 30, 2012

bustache

Coming on a girl's upper lip.

"I came a bustache on her face."

by Cro August 7, 2005

Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache

Look, Fred has a bumstache

by CharGeh May 25, 2010

Muffstache

A word for female pubic hair.

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"

by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010

Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*

1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!

by Reaper727 September 26, 2009