keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

drunchies

a case of the munchies from drinking!

dude.. i just finished that bottle of tequila and i got a bad case of the drunchies

by Rach February 13, 2005

Branchist

When a member of one military branch exposes or exaggerates issues with another military branch in a derogatory or fun loving way.

Marine: "At least I didn't take the easy way out like those Coast Guard pussies "

Civilian: "Hey man, that's a branchist of you..."

by Luker003, Strangehitchhiker April 1, 2017

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

Bruncher

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.

I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?

by princess crys October 17, 2008

The Butchies

A fantastic lesbian rock band.

I love The Butchies. They kick ass.

by mynameishollie October 20, 2008

Bunchies

Bus munchies. The hunger you get when your on the bus.

"I always have a snack in my bag in case I get the bunchies"

by Bstarrocks May 4, 2015