Brown Eye

It's a literal asshole.

Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?

by onlymadethisforonedefinition January 23, 2017

brown eye

when a person poops in to someones eye and they go blind

he can't see me, he got brown eyed

by harry ballsonya April 8, 2005

brown eye

when u fart on someones pillow and its gives them pink eye

dude i gave my sister a brown eye... she had pink eye for 3 weeks lol

by robert1120 December 17, 2008

Brown Eye

The act of sending a picture message, email, or just mailing a polaroid of a large feces expulsion from your body to an unsuspecting friend or enemy. Usually these stool piles are unique in size, shape , or color. Not just your run of the mill dump.

"Look at the size of this turd! It's wider than a can of shaving cream and longer than a cue stick! Where's my camera phone? I'm Brown Eye-ing Tom!"

by Big Business November 5, 2007

Brown eye

The ass hole of a person

Lance got fucked in his brown eye

by Ramner Jammer June 9, 2015

brown eye

n. 1) the anus
2) nickname for a woman who likes to engage in anal sex.

nice brown eye

that girls saving herself for marraige she's a brown eye

by jjjj May 3, 2006

Brown eye

To 'brown eye'

Verb.

To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.

Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.

"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."

by randomimpulsion2165 June 13, 2013