Brojectile

The shooting of cum from a man's penis on and/or around another man's face from a distance of greater than 3 feet. Most commonly performed by homosexual men after anal sex.

Steve's brojectile hit Frank right in the eye from more than 5 feet away. He really is a sharp-shooter!

by M-pizzle September 28, 2009

Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

by nibshax August 19, 2013

brotest

a riot over a particularly bro-ish issue, like a sports game, or a girl not exposing herself after a large number of people start chanting.

That brotest after VCU's big basketball loss was epic, it totally made the game worth it for me.

by electrobro April 22, 2011

Brojects

The collection of dorms at MSU known as "Brody Complex." Since these dorms are run down they are referred to as "the projects."

Brody + Projects = Brojects

Shit, they stuck me in Bailey Hall again. Looks like I'm living in the Brojects!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005

brosectemy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brotection

When you cover for your homie at all times, like he was your brother from the same mother

Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.

by Mo'words August 26, 2018