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Brosophical

The philosophical ideology of a "bro." The act of being brosophical entails deep thinking, beyond that of a "lax bro." These bros are usually well educated, yet live "typical" bro lifestyles.
My bros and I went into a very brosophical conversation last night. I don't mean to get brosophical with you right now, but even Descartes would agree that it was brotastical.
by Brosophical Broski April 29, 2011
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brosephina

1.) A female bro.
2.) Angelina Avalos
Bros and brosephinas, it's time to party!
by Baron Kalanium August 23, 2012
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Charlie Broseph

adjective (used with person)

A straight male who is a self-proclaimed example of big dick energy - he likely has a wife but only uses her as a platform to prosthelytize about his sexual prowess. Nothing is private with a Charlie Broseph.

Common brags include telling you that other men's girlfriends send him nudes regularly.

He spends his days calling other men “beta”, issuing the “down below” challenge, and posting social media statuses and memes that masquerade as feminist advice but in actuality are extremely sexist.

He is usually surrounded by legions of female fans on Facebook but it is likely these are fake accounts created by none other than Charlie Broseph himself.
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Woman 1: It was really weird, I changed my profile picture to this sexy photo I took the other night and this guy just popped up on my friend requests messaging me saying I'm a "gorgus queen" and to let him know if I ever need a shoulder to cry on

Woman 2: If his name wasn't Charlie Broseph it sure should be!

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Man 1: I told this guy on Facebook that the memes he posted about women liking it rough were actually pretty disgusting and he messaged me saying my girlfriend sent him nudes the other day

Man 2: Looks like you've got yourself a Charlie Broseph!
by VeetMagician January 4, 2019
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Broseph

The highest rank a bro can obtain in all of brodom. Totally brotastic, hella tan, and consumes only beefs broganoff and Natty Light.
Bro1: Sup Brogan!
Bro2: Sup Broseph.
by GSOV December 16, 2009
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brosephine

Did you see her foam block sandals and black and blonde paneled hair? Yeah, definitely a brosephine.
by Alexandra Thomas February 4, 2006
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Broseppe

A Bro of Italian descent, usually from New Jersey or Long Island. A Guido Bro. Originated from the Italian name Giuseppe.
"Dude, bro, we should totally go tanning tonight with Broseppe and Tony. Tony works at All Night Tan in Jersey City so we can go for free, bro."
by Broseppe May 5, 2009
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Broseph Stalin

A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).
Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"
by TheInebriateBSUCardinal September 15, 2010
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