Brooke Morton

Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).

Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.

Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.

Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.

by BadboyTristan March 27, 2023

booze o'clock

The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.

Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?

Alex: Aye, its 10 past.

Connor: We should get vodka.

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010

boozemaster

The man with the plan. The guy in charge of the alcohol

Guy 1 - What kind of vodlka are we getting?

Guy 2 - I don't know ask Joe, he's the boozemaster

by LaLunaLoca May 26, 2010

brooke yourself

In the show One Tree Hill, Brooke Davis got caught masturbating and the term "go Brooke yourself" developed.

Having a rough day? Why don't you go Brooke yourself.

by The real jennlin May 17, 2016

Brooke Adams

A very attractive woman who is a Model and a professional wrestler. She is best known for her time in WWE where she was in a dance group called Extreme Expose. After leaving WWE she went back to Modelling. In 2010 she made her debut with TNA wrestling, under the ring name Miss Tessmacher. She has only held one Title, which is the Knockouts tag tiltes, with Tara.

Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.

Hell Yeah! Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) won the TNA Knockouts Tag Title with Tara!

Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!

by afterlifea7x August 6, 2011

Booze blocker

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one

Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016

booze bitch

Someone over 21 who buys alcohol for minors on a regular basis to gain there acceptance as friends. Minors get themselves a booze bitch when they want to get turnt. You don't want to be someone's booze bitch.

Guy 1: "Ay look at them underclassmen hangin' with that booze bitch."

Guy 2: "Weird. What're they doin with him?"
Guy 1: "They just use him for his ID. He their booze bitch."

by Pepperyourbumhole April 25, 2015