adjective - a person whose vibe suggests that they are brooding, depressed, or deep in negative thought.
by Justtoclarify February 8, 2013
Get the broody mug.Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.
Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.
Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011
Get the Brooping mug.A Broomy is a friend who you live with (or have lived with, or going to live with) for more than 24 hours. He or she is also one of your best friends, if not your best! With this broomy you are on the same level of thinking. Most important is that you and your broomy can bitch at each other and at the same time know that you love eachother (as friends ofcourse).
Broomy is a contraction of the words, bro and roomy.
*warning; most people won't understand this kind of getting along
Broomy is a contraction of the words, bro and roomy.
*warning; most people won't understand this kind of getting along
K: "You're rude as can be, you got no manners at all!
N: "don't talk about me like that all the time ;9"
K: "Oh you know i love you"
N: "True, true, love ya too broomy <3"
N: "don't talk about me like that all the time ;9"
K: "Oh you know i love you"
N: "True, true, love ya too broomy <3"
by Violet Jenson Greenleaves May 17, 2011
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Get the Bloopy mug.When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend or group of friends, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of others, it is simply a way of providing levity to a peer.
Emma: "Ugh, I sneezed so hard in class that I got snot all over my essay."
Josh: "Wow, haha, what a brooplefuck."
Emma: "What the fuck is a brooplefuck?"
Josh: "When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of y-"
Emma: "Are you fucking high, what are you spewing right now?"
Josh: "I saw it on urban dictionary. I've been using it for a while, it's pretty funny."
Emma: "No it isn't. It sounds stupid as shit."
Josh: "No it doesn't."
Emma: "Yes it does. Saying random syllables and cusses and mashing them together isn't humor, and even if it is, then it's the simplest and least effective form of it.
Josh: "See? See, Emma? This is why we broke up, Emma. You have no idea how to have fun."
Emma: "Aight, first of all, fuck you, and secondly, we broke up because you realized you were gay."
Josh: "Oh, right."
Emma: "You're such a bitch."
Josh: "Oh, I see. Because I'm into men, that makes me a bitch? What sort of profiling-"
Emma: "Fuck off, stop slapping-"
Kathryn (passing by): "Wow, guys. What's this brooplefuck all about?"
(Josh and Emma simultaneously punch Kathryn in the stomach.)
-SEVERAL DAYS LATER-
Kathryn: "..and then they totally punched me like a couple of assholes."
Isaac: "Wowza."
Kathryn: "Yup."
Isaac: "Sounds like quite the brooplefuck."
(Kathryn rips off Isaac's ears and devours them.)
Josh: "Wow, haha, what a brooplefuck."
Emma: "What the fuck is a brooplefuck?"
Josh: "When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of y-"
Emma: "Are you fucking high, what are you spewing right now?"
Josh: "I saw it on urban dictionary. I've been using it for a while, it's pretty funny."
Emma: "No it isn't. It sounds stupid as shit."
Josh: "No it doesn't."
Emma: "Yes it does. Saying random syllables and cusses and mashing them together isn't humor, and even if it is, then it's the simplest and least effective form of it.
Josh: "See? See, Emma? This is why we broke up, Emma. You have no idea how to have fun."
Emma: "Aight, first of all, fuck you, and secondly, we broke up because you realized you were gay."
Josh: "Oh, right."
Emma: "You're such a bitch."
Josh: "Oh, I see. Because I'm into men, that makes me a bitch? What sort of profiling-"
Emma: "Fuck off, stop slapping-"
Kathryn (passing by): "Wow, guys. What's this brooplefuck all about?"
(Josh and Emma simultaneously punch Kathryn in the stomach.)
-SEVERAL DAYS LATER-
Kathryn: "..and then they totally punched me like a couple of assholes."
Isaac: "Wowza."
Kathryn: "Yup."
Isaac: "Sounds like quite the brooplefuck."
(Kathryn rips off Isaac's ears and devours them.)
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